Same Scenario, Different Day...and You Know The Eagles Signed Stacy Andrews...right?

The game that counted today went to crap and the game the didn't count left me smiling. 

The 76ers lost at home 98-91 and the Phillies defeated the Blue Jays 12-7.

It seems as though after starting slow in Grapefruit League play, the defending Champs (Knock on Wood) are starting to pick it up (Knock on some Wood again).

As far as the Suxers...I mean Sixers go, only the Andre's and Thaddeus Young scored in double figures for the boys in black and white tonight. Absolutely pathetic. 

Oh yeah...and one last note, I know this has been Brian Dawkins leaving depression time, but the Eagles did sign offensive lineman Stacy Andrews, brother of Shawn Andrews, to a deal. Hopefully this can help "The Big Kid" get over his back problems/depression/whatever the hell else kept him sidelined for most of last season. 

Oh yeah...and Correll Buckhalter is with the Broncos, Sean Considine is with the Jaguars and Lito Sheppard is a New York Jet. 

See how much we love and miss you Dawk? We can't even find the time to mention the most miniscule and unimportant (well losing Buck is bad) news. 

It's Official

Now everybody can start to rant, as will I.

To All Those Who Soiled Themselves Today...

...breathe easy. Brian Dawkins is an Eagle for at least another day.

That idiot David White at The San Francisco Chronicle re-affirmed he made a mistake with his early ejaculation this evening and said that he recently heard from Dawkins' agent and that the Broncos and B-Dawk are still negotiating. 

Is this a good thing? For now, yes and the reason is there is a chance Dawkins won't sign with Denver. It is also a good thing because IT TOTALLY COMPLETELY DENIES WHITE'S COMMENTS EARLIER AND THAT STUPID ESPN BLOG THAT THE MORON JOHN CLAYTON WAS IN EARLIER. 

Notice, that blog isn't even up anymore. ESPN.com made assumptions also.

Let me tell everyone something. As a journalism student, I have learned that the word "allege" and the idea of "assumptions" are bad in this business. They prove nothing. There is no fact. 

Whether B-Dawk ends up signing with Denver or not, let's all learn a lesson from today that we should never jump to conclusions unless it's official. That means that a mainstream story (not a blog or a video blog) has been written.

It would have saved people a lot of stress today, whether this stress is pre-meditated for the future or not.

I'll close this post out with this. For all of those who shit themselves this evening, I suggest throwing your ruined pants out. Wastes tend to have toxic and bio-hazardous bacteria. No one wants to harm others or the environment.

More Proof That David White of the San Francisco Chronicle is the Worst Journalist Ever

Adam Schefter of NFL.com reports this in his blog.

If One More Person Craps Themselves On Dawkins News I'm Going To Scream

I'll admit, I was one of them.

But, after looking around and seeing what EVERYONE ELSE BUT THE STUPID SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE IDIOT REPORTER HAD SAID, it seems as though nothing is definite.

Listen up!

Brian Dakwins has agreed to terms with the Broncos...not finalized a deal.

As Sheil Kapadia at philly.com says, nothing is finalized yet.